Monday, October 31, 2011

Jason, Camp Crystal Lake, Happy Halloween!

Hope everyone had a great weekend celebrating Halloween!  I ran in to this character and just had to ask them a few questions:

What are you wearing?  A hockey mask that I took this guy Shelly after slashing his throat, a machete, jeans, and converse.  
Where are you going? I'm headed to Camp Crystal Lake
Why ride? Its faster than walking, and easier to sneak up onto unsuspecting teens mid-coitus 
Favorite ride?   I'm more concerned with the final destination.
While riding you …? Clean the blood off my machete 
How can Chicago improve bike infrastructure or make Chicago more bike friendly? I don't care about Chicago


  1. I have a good chuckle every time I read this. Of course my teenage sons find it hilarious.

  2. I had so much fun writing it, I'm glad someone else thought it was funny : ) Lots of research went into answering those questions right.